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Man drives down US 1 in Florida with missile; no one blinks an eye

By FRANK CERABINO | The Palm Beach Post, Fla. (Tribune News Service) | Published: May 30, 2015

What happens if you put a 9-foot-long missile in the passenger seat of your convertible and drive for an hour on busy South Florida streets on the day the President of the United States is visiting?

Nothing at all.

"Some people were a little horrified, but nobody did anything," Boca Raton businessman Tom Madden said.

Madden drove from Dania Beach to Boca Raton on Thursday morning with the business end of an Israeli Air Force air-to-surface missile rising from the passenger seat of his topless Volvo.

"I drove 35 miles an hour on U.S. 1 all the way," Madden said, "because I thought if I drove on I-95, it might cause an accident."

Madden, who owns the public relations agency TransMedia, got the missile from an elderly widow who lives in Miami. The woman's deceased husband won it years ago at a Palm Beach auction to benefit the Israeli military, Madden said.

The missile, minus its explosive charge, is purported to be an artifact from the Six-Day War in 1967.

"She got tired of schlepping the missile around to various apartments," Madden said.

So he was happy to take it off her hands, figuring that the Israeli missile may still have some fund-raising value in another charitable event. So he picked it up, and with the help of five guys lugged it into his office.

"We could have sent a truck for it," he said, "but I thought I'd have some fun."

The day he decided to get the missile just so happened to be the day President Barack Obama was visiting the National Hurricane Center in Miami-Dade County after a night of local fund-raising.

"With Obama in Miami, I was having second thoughts," Madden said. "I thought people would see me driving around with a missile and it might cause some trouble."

But he had nothing to worry about.

"When a police car pulled up beside me, I'm thinking 'This is it,'" he said.

But the officer didn't stop him. And it didn't faze the McDonald's worker in the drive-thru lane either, when he pulled up to order a diet Coke, Madden said.

"I had to say to her, 'Do you see what's beside me?'" he said. "But she didn't react. She just said, 'You want a small or large?'"

I guess that Homeland Security's slogan, "If you see something, say something", hasn't quite penetrated the local consciousness.

Either that, or the missile was just too big of a weapon to cross the threshold of concern.

Take, for example, what happened seven years ago, when William Barnes, a former West Palm Beach police chief, decided he would donate an antique rifle to the Historical Society of Palm Beach County.

Barnes had a rife that had been seized in 1924 from Florida gangster John Ashley. A curator at the historical society expressed interest in the weapon, and so Barnes delivered it.

But when he walked into the old Palm Beach County Courthouse in downtown West Palm Beach with the antique rifle on his shoulder, he created panic among the staff, causing waves of deputies to come running to the building.

Maybe Madden's journey to Boca Raton would have been more eventful if he had a rifle instead of a missile sticking up from the passenger seat of his convertible.

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