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Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Air Force Gen. Richard B. Myers re-enlists 10 soldiers at a ceremony at Wiesbaden Army Airfield, Germany on Monday morning. Myers, along with NFL great Gale Sayers, comedians Jeff Ross and Colin Quinn and model Leeann Tweeden, is visiting troops on a 10-day, 10-country trip.

Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Air Force Gen. Richard B. Myers re-enlists 10 soldiers at a ceremony at Wiesbaden Army Airfield, Germany on Monday morning. Myers, along with NFL great Gale Sayers, comedians Jeff Ross and Colin Quinn and model Leeann Tweeden, is visiting troops on a 10-day, 10-country trip. (Michael Abrams / S&S)

Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Air Force Gen. Richard B. Myers re-enlists 10 soldiers at a ceremony at Wiesbaden Army Airfield, Germany on Monday morning. Myers, along with NFL great Gale Sayers, comedians Jeff Ross and Colin Quinn and model Leeann Tweeden, is visiting troops on a 10-day, 10-country trip.

Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Air Force Gen. Richard B. Myers re-enlists 10 soldiers at a ceremony at Wiesbaden Army Airfield, Germany on Monday morning. Myers, along with NFL great Gale Sayers, comedians Jeff Ross and Colin Quinn and model Leeann Tweeden, is visiting troops on a 10-day, 10-country trip. (Michael Abrams / S&S)

General Myers talks to servicemembers and their families Monday at Weisbaden.

General Myers talks to servicemembers and their families Monday at Weisbaden. (Michael Abrams / S&S)

Model and television personality Leeann Tweeden emcees the show.

Model and television personality Leeann Tweeden emcees the show. (Michael Abrams / S&S)

Troops crack up over comedian Jeff Ross’ performance at Wiesbaden.

Troops crack up over comedian Jeff Ross’ performance at Wiesbaden. (Michael Abrams / S&S)

Comedian Colin Quinn entertains troops with an impersonation of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.

Comedian Colin Quinn entertains troops with an impersonation of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. (Michael Abrams / S&S)

WIESBADEN, Germany — Hundreds of troops in Wiesbaden didn’t report to work Monday morning, but instead yucked it up with Gen. Richard B. Myers in a hangar at the Army airfield.

The chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff brought along a posse of celebrities to help make the soldiers’ day of playing hooky all the better.

Leeann Tweeden of “The Best Damn Sports Show Period,” who is also the daughter of an Air Force Vietnam veteran, led the first show of a 10-day, 10-country United Service Organizations show with the general.

To kick off the event, 10 troops put up their right hands and were re-enlisted on stage by Myers.

Then the entertainment began.

Former Chicago Bears halfback and Hall of Famer Gale Sayers said the work the military does is inspirational. He compared soldiering to football and said the key is in the team. “No running back is ever going to get a yard without someone there, blocking and making the holes. It has to be done as a team,” Sayers said.

Comedian Jeff Ross, who is known for roasting celebrities, ribbed the general a bit and then sexed-up the show for the troops. “As long as you’re laughing, they’re laughing,” Ross said to Myers as his jokes got dirtier.

Capt. Dan Brosey, of Headquarters and Headquarters Company, 1st Armored Division, who caught Ross’ show while in Iraq during a previous USO trip, said it was fun seeing the comedian again.

“It’s tremendous,” Brosey said after the show. “It’s hard to put into words how grateful soldiers are to have celebrities come over and show their support.”

Ross used material from the Middle East to get the troops cracking up. The shock and awe only grew when comedian Colin Quinn took the stage.

Quinn, a former “Saturday Night Live” writer and cast member, raised the raunchy bar with his fast-paced stand up.

Toward the end of his show Quinn did a couple of impersonations of President Bush’s cabinet, with a piece on Donald Rumsfeld that was dead on.

With glasses pulled down low and a don’t-mess-with-me look on his face, Quinn pretended he was the secretary of defense talking to the media. After an extended pause he answered with an angry arm jutting out, “Because it’s a war!”

Many of the troops had to wake up at 3 a.m. to bus to Wiesbaden for some “mandatory fun.” Though not pleased at first, by the end of the show they said it was all worth it.

“It was a long wait for the show, and we had to get up so early. I really enjoyed the whole show, though,” said Sgt. Denarae Ringer, of Company B, 123rd Main Support Battalion out of Dexheim. “They were very entertaining. They did a great job.”

Before Myers took the troupe to their next gig in Kosovo, he told the audience that this tour is to meet as many men and women in uniform as possible and thank them before retiring in a couple of months.

Once the celebrities left the stage, Maj. Gen. Fred “Doug” Robinson Jr., the 1st AD commanding general, gave the troops the rest of the day off.


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