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It looked good, but a pizza at Caffe Tazzo D'oro on Vicenza's high street was a disappointment mainly because of its doughy, flavorless crust.

It looked good, but a pizza at Caffe Tazzo D'oro on Vicenza's high street was a disappointment mainly because of its doughy, flavorless crust. (Nancy Montgomery/Stars and Stripes)

It looked good, but a pizza at Caffe Tazzo D'oro on Vicenza's high street was a disappointment mainly because of its doughy, flavorless crust.

It looked good, but a pizza at Caffe Tazzo D'oro on Vicenza's high street was a disappointment mainly because of its doughy, flavorless crust. (Nancy Montgomery/Stars and Stripes)

A small pizza, a small bottle of water and a coffee at Caffe Tazzo D'oro on Vicenza's high street costs 14 euros, almost $17.

A small pizza, a small bottle of water and a coffee at Caffe Tazzo D'oro on Vicenza's high street costs 14 euros, almost $17. ()

Caffe Tazzo D'oro, one of Vicenza's many coffee bars, is situated on the city's high street and is open all day.

Caffe Tazzo D'oro, one of Vicenza's many coffee bars, is situated on the city's high street and is open all day. (Nancy Montgomery/Stars and Stripes)

CaffeTazzo D'oro posts its menu of seemingly homey dishes on chalkboards to entice passersby.

CaffeTazzo D'oro posts its menu of seemingly homey dishes on chalkboards to entice passersby. (Nancy Montgomery/Stars and Stripes)

Caffe Tazzo D'oro has a full bar, blends fruit smoothies and offers a variety of coffees.

Caffe Tazzo D'oro has a full bar, blends fruit smoothies and offers a variety of coffees. (Nancy Montgomery/Stars and Stripes)

Turns out there is such a thing as bad pizza.

I got one recently at one of Vicenza’s innumerable coffee bars. I’d passed many times by Caffe Tazza D’oro — which means cup of gold — nicely situated on city’s high street. I’d wondered whether the menu items posted on a chalkboard — lasagna, pasta with beans, chicken cutlets, salads and nearly a dozen different pizzas — were good. Was it down-home comfort food, or Italian fast food?

Definitely the latter, at least as far as pizza was concerned. Yet it was not priced like fast food.

I ordered pizza with arugula, bresaola (air-dried, salted beef aged for two months) and shavings of Grana Padano cheese. It cost 9 euros ($10.75), the price of some delicious pizzas I’ve previously enjoyed in Vicenza.

I also got a small bottle of water and a coffee, each 1.50 euros, both acceptable.

But the pizza was not. I couldn’t taste the tomato sauce at all. But the real problem was the crust. It was just slightly warm to the touch, not in the least toasted or crispy, resistant to attempts to cut it with a fork and knife, with the consistency of white bread and equally as flavorless.

Had it been frozen? Had it been baked at all? I couldn’t tell.

After swallowing a few dry mouthfuls, I resorted to eating only the arugula and cheese chunks. Those bits were good. But with a 1-euro cover charge, my bill came to 14 euros — almost $17.

Sitting outside, I took in the passing scene. I considered that the cafe’s food was likely designed for tourists. It might be a better spot for a simple beverage: an Aperol Spritz, a fresh juice or coffee and brioche.

montgomery.nancy@stripes.com

Caffe Tazza D’oro Address: Corso Andrea Palladio 153, 36100 Vicenza, Italy

Phone: (+39) (346) 853 2353

Hours: 5 a.m. to 8 p.m. Mondays to Saturdays; 6 a.m. to 8 p.m. Sundays.

Dishes: Italian snack foods and standbys, alcoholic beverages, fruit smoothies and coffee drinks.

Prices: Moderate

Attire: Casual

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Nancy is an Italy-based reporter for Stars and Stripes who writes about military health, legal and social issues. An upstate New York native who served three years in the U.S. Army before graduating from the University of Arizona, she previously worked at The Anchorage Daily News and The Seattle Times. Over her nearly 40-year journalism career she’s won several regional and national awards for her stories and was part of a newsroom-wide team at the Anchorage Daily News that was awarded the 1989 Pulitzer Prize for Public Service.

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